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I Took a Pill
I took a pill to still the shedding of my hair
A meanly coated obscenely green
Lozenge that had a glare
MANDRAKE PAN
Jan 172 min read
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The World Tickling Championships, Nymburk, Bohemia.
The World Tickling Championships, Nymburk, Bohemia
MANDRAKE PAN
Jan 122 min read
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Get Rid of YOUR Rug Goblins!
Spoons Missing?
Slippers Misplaced?
Unsourced Smells Like Warm Brie?
Then YOU might have an INFESTATION of…RUG GOBLINS!
MANDRAKE PAN
Aug 14, 20241 min read
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Famous Acting Roles of Nelly Davenport
Boudicca in, ‘Everything but the Beard’ by L. R. Filibuster.
Cynthia in, ‘Three Swallows For A Friday’ by Derrick O’Hare.
MANDRAKE PAN
Aug 8, 20241 min read
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10 Most Popular Moustaches as Featured in ‘Handsome Moustachio’ Magazine!
10 Most Popular Moustaches as Featured in 'Handsome Moustachio Magazine'
MANDRAKE PAN
Jul 27, 20241 min read
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Our Yellow-Rattled Meadow
Sunlight
Dapples our yellow-rattled meadow
With my friend and fellow
Eric Winsome by my side.
MANDRAKE PAN
Oct 22, 20231 min read
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Albert DuNeef’s Sad Lament ‘The Hunt Denied’
There was only stale bread for my supper The black, black mould that had crept upon the crust As rotten as my black, black my heart. For...
MANDRAKE PAN
Oct 21, 20231 min read
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Wigs and Toupees bound for Glutmeir’s Wig Emporium, Keeton’s Road, Southwark St Olave, London
1. The Austerlitz Pompadour in flaxen, chestnut and pearl — 15s/- 2. Dr. Vanheim’s Jaunty Spiral — 4s/2d 3. The Moravian Weave — 8s/4d 4....
MANDRAKE PAN
Oct 21, 20231 min read
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The Greatest Sideshow on Earth
When I was a kid living in the slums of New York I once had to eat a rat to survive. It was dirty and sour tasting.
MANDRAKE PAN
Aug 11, 20234 min read
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Singular Screams I Have Encountered on My Travels
1. The Pennsylvanian Flapping Shriek.
2. The Chattanooga Sack-Shrinker.
MANDRAKE PAN
Jul 25, 20231 min read
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THE CASE OF THE CLOCKWORK TEETH
“It was a tooth,” said Woolfitt. “A human tooth newly filled, that I saw sparkling in the sunlight..."
MANDRAKE PAN
Jun 1, 202315 min read
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BEWITCHED BICYCLE ATTACK IN BLEAKWOOD CEMETERY
Nottle became aware of an eerie red light piercing the lengthening shadows, and an ominous tinkle that echoed amongst the gravestones...
MANDRAKE PAN
Apr 1, 20236 min read
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DEMONIC MOUSTACHE AT LARGE IN PUTNEY
A diabolical manifestation emerged in the small hours of yesterday morning and surprised a number of local residents!
MANDRAKE PAN
Mar 1, 20234 min read
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DIRECTIONAL STEAM BOOTS.
INVENTED BY WILFRED WOOLFITT, THESE CANISTERS OF COMPRESSED STEAM LETS THE WEARER TAKE TO THE SKIES! FEATURED HEAVILY IN THE CASE OF THE FIENDISH NUDGER!
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