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Get Rid of YOUR Rug Goblins!
Spoons Missing? Slippers Misplaced? Unsourced Smells Like Warm Brie? Then YOU might have an INFESTATION of…RUG GOBLINS!
INTRIGUING ADVERTISEMENTS
MANDRAKE PAN
Aug 14, 2024
1 min read
THE CASE OF THE CLOCKWORK TEETH
“It was a tooth,” said Woolfitt. “A human tooth newly filled, that I saw sparkling in the sunlight..."
WONDERFUL WOOLFITT
MANDRAKE PAN
Jun 1, 2023
15 min read
BEWITCHED BICYCLE ATTACK IN BLEAKWOOD CEMETERY
Nottle became aware of an eerie red light piercing the lengthening shadows, and an ominous tinkle that echoed amongst the gravestones...
WONDERFUL WOOLFITT
MANDRAKE PAN
Apr 1, 2023
6 min read
DEMONIC MOUSTACHE AT LARGE IN PUTNEY
A diabolical manifestation emerged in the small hours of yesterday morning and surprised a number of local residents!
WONDERFUL WOOLFITT
MANDRAKE PAN
Mar 1, 2023
4 min read
WIG MONKEY ASSAULT IN DARKLING WOODS!
As the wig monkeys scurried into the canopy with their prize, the electrical charge sent a crackling jolt blue electricity amongst them.
INCREDIBLE CREATURES
MANDRAKE PAN
Feb 1, 2023
4 min read
DIRECTIONAL STEAM BOOTS.
INVENTED BY
WILFRED WOOLFITT
, THESE CANISTERS OF
COMPRESSED STEAM
LETS THE WEARER TAKE TO THE
SKIES
! FEATURED HEAVILY IN THE CASE OF THE
FIENDISH NUDGER
!
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